kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

(Source: stabmeintheneck)

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

saraisminaj:

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

yes thank you

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

-Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

zakichu:

peterpanandlarry:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

“Four legged boobs.”

nigahiga spittin straight wisdom

(Source: dudewithabow)

superlockedphan:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:


This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.
:l



slow clap for the harry potter fandom

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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peppermintbee:

Words I started using ironically:

  • bro / bruh
  • bae
  • waifu
  • rad
  • totes
  • amirite
  • mang

Words I’m now using non-ironically:

  • [ see above list ]
littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

bookishnurse:

winterlong:

yourroyalpenis:

i-speak-fluent-nerd:

magick-mayhem:

STOOOOOP

THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY RUDE

The clock one got me.

This post actually made me teary eyed.

EXCUSE YOU!

(Source: pjo678)

moreanimalia:

aquasplendens:

realitymonster:

hypeangel:

Pew!

wat

I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ON TV! So the little thing he’s spitting out is a type of plankton that emits a light when it’s threatened by predators. So, the tetra ate it, and it felt threatened, so it emitted this light which the tetra didn’t like (aka didn’t want to be spotted by other predators at night) so it spat it out!

This was on the show Super Senses, which I talked about the other day because it is an excellent nature show!