there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

lizclimo:

fair enough

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

edwardspoonhands:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!
http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

Toothless and Stitch…correctly sourced this time :-)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

(Source: metlocked)

basedbugg:

chardonnaymami:

nash-grier:

Wow the judgement these days. Everyone is their own person. Just let them be and mind your own business.

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ur right judgement these days is the worst :(((((((((((

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omg i wonder why ppl r so mean to u nash :/

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

(Source: emilianadarling)

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man.